Today there are two Madonnas, our lady of Fatima over here and that woman from Michigan.

Some people think there's a woman to blame, but I know - it's my own damn fault

I want to keep going as I have, to travel, read, perform, write, and enjoy my family. I've promised myself only this: no more Laundromats, no more two-shows-a-night, and no more deadlines. I'll work at my own pace.

Older and wiser voices can help you find the right path, if you are only willing to listen.

Yes, I am a pirate two hundred years too late.

I got quarters in my loafers trying to fight inflation when it only used to take a cent.

Is it ignorance or apathy, I forget the lessons taught to me.