Is it time for your medication or mine?

Don't try to describe the ocean if you've never seen it.

I still consider it a summer job, though. So, I try to maintain that summer job as long as I can. But it's exciting to be able to have the opportunity to do things I always dreamed of as a kid.

We're weird roman candles burning bright at both ends. At the end of the road's where this story begins. Where the green of the gulf meets the blue of the sea. What makes it all happen is still a mystery to me. But those crazy days and those crazy ways, we never want to undo. We'll be together, now and forever.

Therapy is extremely expensive. Popping bubble wrap is radically cheap.

I don't get tired of playing "Margaritaville". It's paid my bills for years.

My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus. It's that kind of morning.