Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?

Without geography you're nowhere.

If I couldn't laugh, I just would go insane. If we couldn't laugh, we just would go insane. If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.

Is it time for your medication or mine?

I was suppose to be a Jesuit priest or a naval academy graduate.

Drive-in, you guzzle gin, commit a little mortal sin.

The beautiful people in the magazines, got the normal ones living beyond their means.