Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?

I know a girl made of memories and phrases, lives her whole life in chapters and phases.

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Fun is about as good a habit as there is.

The right combination of guilt and machismo has sent many a fool out into the jungle when he should have stayed home.

Pickup's washed and you just got paid, with any luck at all you might even get laid.

Maybe roll in the sand with a rock and roll man.