Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?

Surrounded by stories surreal and sublime, I fell in Love in the Library once upon a time.

Nobody else cares about you at the beginning of your career except you-and, of course, your mother. Your mother is there because that is what mothers do.

At 57, to have a No. 1 album, I wasn't expecting it.

I want to keep going as I have, to travel, read, perform, write, and enjoy my family. I've promised myself only this: no more Laundromats, no more two-shows-a-night, and no more deadlines. I'll work at my own pace.

What would Pop-eye do in a tight spot like this?

Pack your bags, we're going on a guilt trip!