Found a shaman in a diaper with a poppy pot. When I asked if he was cold, he said just think hot.

I'm growing older, but not up.

Maybe roll in the sand with a rock and roll man.

They send you off to college, try to gain a little knowledge, but all you want to do is learn how to score.

Be good, and you will be lonesome, be lonesome and you will be free. Live a lie and you will live to regret it, that's what living is to me.

Yes, I am a pirate, two hundred years to late. Cannons don't thunder, there's nothing to plunder, I'm an over forty victim of fate.

Why don't we get drunk and screw?