Found a shaman in a diaper with a poppy pot. When I asked if he was cold, he said just think hot.

Any attempts at autobiography before the age of eighty seem pretty self-involved to me. There are a lot of smart middle aged people but not many wise ones.

I've always found drugs and alcohol somewhat pedestrian. It's like, I don't need an external agent to open my mind. I'm here, conscious, alert, present. Why would I alter that?

You get religion as your hair turns grey.

I've got a Caribbean soul I can barely control, and some Texas hidden here in my heart!

Sail the main course in a simple sturdy craft. Keep her well stocked with short stories and long laughs. Go fast enough to get there but slow enough to see. Moderation seems to be the key.

If life gives you limes, make margaritas.