Found a shaman in a diaper with a poppy pot. When I asked if he was cold, he said just think hot.

Being rich and famous seems to have its ups and downs. That's the price you pay for being troubadours and clowns.

Where's the church, who took the steeple, Religion's in the hands of some crazy ass people, Television preachers with bad hair and dimples, The God's honest truth is, it's not that simple

Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been.

Love is a wave building to a crescendo. Ride if you will, ride it with me.

When they tried to draft me, I earned a college degree.

Bryl-cream, a little dab will do you.