When they tried to draft me, I earned a college degree.
I ain't no drinking man, but temptation got the best of me.
I was suppose to be a Jesuit priest or a naval academy graduate.
This imitation Elvis may not be the king, but baby I'm the next best thing.
It's those changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes nothing remains quite the same. With all of our running and all of our cunning, if we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.
Surrounded by stories surreal and sublime, I fell in Love in the Library once upon a time.