I was hungry and went out for a bite, ran into a chum with a bottle of rum and we wound up drinking all night.

Some people think there's a woman to blame, but I know - it's my own damn fault

When reality looks too ugly, fantasize.

It's important to have as much fun as possible while we're here. It balances out the times when the minefield of life explodes.

Be good, and you will be lonesome, be lonesome and you will be free. Live a lie and you will live to regret it, that's what living is to me.

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.

I'd rather die while I'm living then live while I'm dead.