Our children may save us if they are taught to care properly for the planet; but if not, it may be back to the Ice Age or the caves from where we first emerged. Then we'll have to view the universe above from a cold, dark place. No more jet skis, nuclear weapons, plastic crap, broken pay phones, drugs, cars, waffle irons, or television. Come to think of it, that might not be a bad idea.

I know a girl made of memories and phrases, lives her whole life in chapters and phases.

We need more fruitcakes in this world, and less bakers!

I have been drunk now for over two weeks.

I recommend that you try a little mental floss.

I'm getting old, don't wear underwear, and I don't go to church.

I'm growing older, but not up.