If I couldn't laugh, I just would go insane. If we couldn't laugh, we just would go insane. If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.

The right combination of guilt and machismo has sent many a fool out into the jungle when he should have stayed home.

That to me is the way any good romantic would look at his life: Live it first, then write it down before you go.

Forget that blind ambition, and learn to trust your intuition.

If someone wants a piece of you, never let them pay. What you do not give to them time takes anyway.

I've always found drugs and alcohol somewhat pedestrian. It's like, I don't need an external agent to open my mind. I'm here, conscious, alert, present. Why would I alter that?

Therapy is extremely expensive. Popping bubble wrap is radically cheap.