If I couldn't laugh, I just would go insane. If we couldn't laugh, we just would go insane. If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.

I'd like to be a jellyfish, 'cause jellyfish don't pay rent.

This imitation Elvis may not be the king, but baby I'm the next best thing.

I know a girl made of memories and phrases, lives her whole life in chapters and phases.

When they tried to draft me, I earned a college degree.

What would Pop-eye do in a tight spot like this?

Moderation is the key so I work certain amout of time and then I take a certain amount of time off.