I recommend that you try a little mental floss.

I'd like to be a jellyfish, 'cause jellyfish don't pay rent.

My mother insisted that her children read.

They send you off to college, try to gain a little knowledge, but all you want to do is learn how to score.

I ain't no drinking man, but temptation got the best of me.

You better lava me now or lava me not.

Maybe there is another who sees life not as a flickering candle but as a torch that can illuminate an undiscovered world.