I recommend that you try a little mental floss.

If the phone doesn't ring, it's me.

I can only say the first thing that pops into my mind is I remember, years ago, seeing kind of a has-been country singer working - when I first moved to Nashville - in a bar in a Holiday Inn.

Without geography you're nowhere.

Today there are two Madonnas, our lady of Fatima over here and that woman from Michigan.

Therapy is extremely expensive. Popping bubble wrap is radically cheap.

The only thing that is still free in this world is religion, which is why a lot of people "find it.