I recommend that you try a little mental floss.

Whatever thrills you, anything you love to do, just say - Someday, I will.

And I try to give the best bang for the buck. I love performing more than anything else.

I have been drunk now for over two weeks.

I always said that I wouldn't use a teleprompter, and if I start to sing real flat, I'll hang it up.

Found a shaman in a diaper with a poppy pot. When I asked if he was cold, he said just think hot.

If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was worth all the pain.