I recommend that you try a little mental floss.

I was suppose to be a Jesuit priest or a naval academy graduate.

Found a shaman in a diaper with a poppy pot. When I asked if he was cold, he said just think hot.

Cheeseburger in paradise!

I'm going back to my parrot head friends.

And I try to give the best bang for the buck. I love performing more than anything else.

Songwriters write songs, but they really belong to the listener.