I recommend that you try a little mental floss.

later down the road of life, i made the discovery that salt water was also good for the mental abrasions one inevitably acquires on land.

I'm inspired by people who keep on rolling, no matter their age.

It is an eternal truth in the political as well as the mystical body, that where one member suffers, all the members suffer with it

If the phone doesn't ring, it's me.

Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still be loved by rednecks, cops, and hippies.

The right combination of guilt and machismo has sent many a fool out into the jungle when he should have stayed home.