I recommend that you try a little mental floss.

I know I should be leaving this climate, I've got a verse, but can't rhyme it.

I got quarters in my loafers trying to fight inflation when it only used to take a cent.

It's those changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes nothing remains quite the same. With all of our running and all of our cunning, if we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.

Where's the church, who took the steeple, Religion's in the hands of some crazy ass people, Television preachers with bad hair and dimples, The God's honest truth is, it's not that simple

We need more fruitcakes in this world, and less bakers!

If someone wants a piece of you, never let them pay. What you do not give to them time takes anyway.