Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.

later down the road of life, i made the discovery that salt water was also good for the mental abrasions one inevitably acquires on land.

If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was worth all the pain.

When they tried to draft me, I earned a college degree.

Bryl-cream, a little dab will do you.

Yes, I am a pirate, two hundred years to late. Cannons don't thunder, there's nothing to plunder, I'm an over forty victim of fate.

There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us.