Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.

He went to Paris looking for answers to questions that bothered him so. He was impressive, young and aggressive, saving the world on his own.

I got my hush puppies on. I guess I never was made meant for glitter rock and roll.

I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.

I slowly surrender to the child in me who can't say goodbye.

My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus. It's that kind of morning.

The cheating was sweet, but my heart is beat. Don't tear it apart, please by-pass this heart.