If we couldn't laugh, we would all going to go insane.
I was hungry and went out for a bite, ran into a chum with a bottle of rum and we wound up drinking all night.
There's something missing in the music industry today... and it's music. Songs you hear don't last, it's just product fed to you by the industry.
Yes, I am a pirate two hundred years too late.
Is it ignorance or apathy, I forget the lessons taught to me.
My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus. It's that kind of morning.