There's no 'dumb-ass' vaccine.
It's important to have as much fun as possible while we're here. It balances out the times when the minefield of life explodes.
Some people think there's a woman to blame, but I know - it's my own damn fault
Found a shaman in a diaper with a poppy pot. When I asked if he was cold, he said just think hot.
We're just recycled history machines, cavemen in faded blue jeans.
I've always found drugs and alcohol somewhat pedestrian. It's like, I don't need an external agent to open my mind. I'm here, conscious, alert, present. Why would I alter that?