Only time will tell if it was time well-spent

Cheeseburger in paradise!

Life was just a tire swing. 'Jambalaya' was the only song I could sing. Blackberry pickin', eatin' fried chicken, And I never knew a thing about pain. Life was just a tire swing.

Well, I'm still here. Didn't have to go to rehab, and I'm not broke.

Searching is half the fun: life is much more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party.

I've got a Caribbean soul I can barely control, and some Texas hidden here in my heart!

I recommend that you try a little mental floss.