Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?
It's important to have as much fun as possible while we're here. It balances out the times when the minefield of life explodes.
My occupational hazard is my occupation's just not around.
Mr. Bear, you know in the eyes of the Lord, we're both beasts.
When reality looks too ugly, fantasize.
There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us.