The beautiful people in the magazines, got the normal ones living beyond their means.

I ain't no drinking man, but temptation got the best of me.

If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was worth all the pain.

If life gives you limes, make margaritas.

You've been acting like Jesus owes you a favor, but he's a little smart for you to fool.

I remember the excruciating school task of writing a three-page term paper. But, oh, that feeling when I was done! I think I drive myself for that feeling of accomplishment.

Maybe there is another who sees life not as a flickering candle but as a torch that can illuminate an undiscovered world.