That to me is the way any good romantic would look at his life: Live it first, then write it down before you go.

Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still be loved by rednecks, cops, and hippies.

Without geography you're nowhere.

I got a PBS mind in an MTV world.

I have been drunk now for over two weeks.

Pack your bags, we're going on a guilt trip!

Yes, I am a pirate two hundred years too late.