When reality looks too ugly, fantasize.

Yes, I am a pirate two hundred years too late.

The beautiful people in the magazines, got the normal ones living beyond their means.

If I couldn't laugh, I just would go insane. If we couldn't laugh, we just would go insane. If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.

I have never cared about setting world records, or filling my boat with fish, or, for that matter, even catching fish. I go for the experience of spending six hours in the arms of the ocean, never thinking of a single thing except chasing fish.

That to me is the way any good romantic would look at his life: Live it first, then write it down before you go.

I made a deal with the devil for a whole lot of money.