If the phone doesn't ring, it's me.
When reality looks too ugly, fantasize.
There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us.
If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.
There's no 'dumb-ass' vaccine.
Life was just a tire swing. 'Jambalaya' was the only song I could sing. Blackberry pickin', eatin' fried chicken, And I never knew a thing about pain. Life was just a tire swing.