My only contact with the outside world was an RCA Victrola, and Elvis would sing, and then I'd dream about expensive cars.

If someone wants a piece of you, never let them pay. What you do not give to them time takes anyway.

Truth is stranger than fishin.

That to me is the way any good romantic would look at his life: Live it first, then write it down before you go.

Only time will tell if it was time well-spent

Moderation is the key so I work certain amout of time and then I take a certain amount of time off.

We need more fruitcakes in this world, and less bakers!