Never did I think that I became family entertainment.

Is it time for your medication or mine?

Yeah. I wouldn't do it if it wasn't fun... We're showing people how, in a pretty crazy and whacked-out, dangerous world, you can still have fun.

You've been acting like Jesus owes you a favor, but he's a little smart for you to fool.

Give me oysters and beer, for dinner every day of the year, and I'll be fine.

Any attempts at autobiography before the age of eighty seem pretty self-involved to me. There are a lot of smart middle aged people but not many wise ones.

Forget that blind ambition, and learn to trust your intuition.