Never did I think that I became family entertainment.

These old ballparks are like cathedrals in America. We don't have big old Gothic cathedrals like they do in Europe. But we got baseball parks.

One of the inescapable encumbrances of leading an interesting life is that there have to be moments when you almost lose it.

Cheeseburger in paradise!

I know a girl made of memories and phrases, lives her whole life in chapters and phases.

Breathe in, breathe out, move on.

I always said that I wouldn't use a teleprompter, and if I start to sing real flat, I'll hang it up.