Therapy is extremely expensive. Popping bubble wrap is radically cheap.

It's those changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes nothing remains quite the same. With all of our running and all of our cunning, if we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.

Maybe roll in the sand with a rock and roll man.

Give me oysters and beer, for dinner every day of the year, and I'll be fine.

I always said that I wouldn't use a teleprompter, and if I start to sing real flat, I'll hang it up.

The only thing that is still free in this world is religion, which is why a lot of people "find it.

To describe my scarce leisure time in today's terms, I always default to reading.