Therapy is extremely expensive. Popping bubble wrap is radically cheap.

The right combination of guilt and machismo has sent many a fool out into the jungle when he should have stayed home.

The only thing that is still free in this world is religion, which is why a lot of people "find it.

The weather is here Wish you were beautiful.

It's those changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes nothing remains quite the same. With all of our running and all of our cunning, if we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.

You know Death will get you in the end, but if you are smart and have a sense of humor, you can thumb your nose at it for awhile

Bryl-cream, a little dab will do you.