Therapy is extremely expensive. Popping bubble wrap is radically cheap.

You know Death will get you in the end, but if you are smart and have a sense of humor, you can thumb your nose at it for awhile

One of the inescapable encumbrances of leading an interesting life is that there have to be moments when you almost lose it.

Sail the main course in a simple sturdy craft. Keep her well stocked with short stories and long laughs. Go fast enough to get there but slow enough to see. Moderation seems to be the key.

Shells sink, dreams float. Life's good on our boat.

People who think too much before they act don't act too much.

The cheating was sweet, but my heart is beat. Don't tear it apart, please by-pass this heart.