Therapy is extremely expensive. Popping bubble wrap is radically cheap.

I know a girl made of memories and phrases, lives her whole life in chapters and phases.

It takes just as little time to see the positive side of life as it does the negative side.

If the phone doesn't ring, it's me.

People who think too much before they act don't act too much.

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.

It's important to have as much fun as possible while we're here. It balances out the times when the minefield of life explodes.