It is an eternal truth in the political as well as the mystical body, that where one member suffers, all the members suffer with it

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.

As a dreamer of dreams and a travelin' man, I have chalked up many a mile. Read dozens of books about heroes and crooks, and I learned much from both of their styles.

If someone wants a piece of you, never let them pay. What you do not give to them time takes anyway.

I'd like to be a jellyfish, 'cause jellyfish don't pay rent.

You get religion as your hair turns grey.

There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us.