My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus. It's that kind of morning.

He went to Paris looking for answers to questions that bothered him so. He was impressive, young and aggressive, saving the world on his own.

There's a strange sense of pleasure being beat to hell by a storm when you're on a ship that is not going to sink.

Searching is half the fun: life is much more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party.

Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been.

find yourself a lover who will glue you to the floor

I'd rather die while I'm living then live while I'm dead.