Joe Louis is a credit to his race - the human race.

I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas.

Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime

A sportswriter is entombed in a prolonged boyhood.

Rooting for the Yankees is like owning a yacht.

England produces the best fat actors.

[A knuckleball is] a curve ball that doesn't give a damn.