Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.
Rooting for the Yankees is like owning a yacht.
Joe Louis is a credit to his race - the human race.
A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set
I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.
Hockey would be a great game... if played in the mud.