He was the strangest of all our national sports idols. But not even his disagreeable character could destroy the image of his greatness as a ballplayer. Ty Cobb was the best. That seemed to be all he wanted.

I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.

Hockey would be a great game... if played in the mud.

I suspect guys who say, "I just send out for a sandwich for lunch," as lazy men trying to impress me.

I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas.

A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set

Women aren't embarrassed when they buy men's pajamas, but a man buying a nightgown acts as though he were dealing with a dope peddler.