A sports expert is the guy who writes the best alibis for being wrong
Hockey would be a great game... if played in the mud.
A sportswriter is entombed in a prolonged boyhood.
A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.
He was the strangest of all our national sports idols. But not even his disagreeable character could destroy the image of his greatness as a ballplayer. Ty Cobb was the best. That seemed to be all he wanted.
Women aren't embarrassed when they buy men's pajamas, but a man buying a nightgown acts as though he were dealing with a dope peddler.