Rooting for the Yankees is like owning a yacht.
I suspect guys who say, "I just send out for a sandwich for lunch," as lazy men trying to impress me.
A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.
A sports expert is the guy who writes the best alibis for being wrong
Joe Louis is a credit to his race - the human race.
A sportswriter is entombed in a prolonged boyhood.