Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.
A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set
[A knuckleball is] a curve ball that doesn't give a damn.
He was the strangest of all our national sports idols. But not even his disagreeable character could destroy the image of his greatness as a ballplayer. Ty Cobb was the best. That seemed to be all he wanted.
Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime
I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.