A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.
Hockey would be a great game... if played in the mud.
I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas.
A sports expert is the guy who writes the best alibis for being wrong
I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.
[A knuckleball is] a curve ball that doesn't give a damn.