Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime
A sports expert is the guy who writes the best alibis for being wrong
Women aren't embarrassed when they buy men's pajamas, but a man buying a nightgown acts as though he were dealing with a dope peddler.
England produces the best fat actors.
A sportswriter is entombed in a prolonged boyhood.
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.