A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.
Rooting for the Yankees is like owning a yacht.
I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.
Hockey would be a great game... if played in the mud.
Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime
A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set