Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime
I suspect guys who say, "I just send out for a sandwich for lunch," as lazy men trying to impress me.
[A knuckleball is] a curve ball that doesn't give a damn.
A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set
Hockey would be a great game... if played in the mud.
I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas.