We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360 camera that would go from one car, up in the air and over to another car in a continuous shot while the film was still rolling, going 90 mph.

Big news from last night's Republican debate, you guys. It turns out George Bush was actually the smart Texas governor.

Today is 11/11/11, a date so simple even Rick Perry can remember it.

God invented mankind because he loved silly stories. Ralph Steadman I like being absurd.

During a speech on Sunday, President Obama said to the crowd, 'We've got to vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote.' This went on for an hour until someone finally fixed his teleprompter.

You only think of the best comeback when you leave.

With more and more states legalizing marijuana, companies are lining up to create the first marijuana breathalyzer. Officials say the toughest part is getting stoners to stop trying to inhale off the breathalyzer.