Got Bin Laden AND interrupted Celebrity Apprentice? Win for Obama all around.

A new study found that women gain more weight after marriage, but men gain more weight after a divorce. Yeah, the divorce usually takes place after men point out that women gained more weight after marriage.

I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed.

President Obama said that if he could have any superpower, he'd want the ability to speak any language. That's so everyone in the world could tell him he picked one of the lamest possible superpowers.

Thinking about all that - what it means to be happy - I think it overloaded your brain.

In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's another traffic thing.

The federal government is starting to plan for climate change by making extended forecasts that can help people plan for extreme weather - because what can go wrong when you combine the efficiency of government with the accuracy of weathermen?