...Being a father is the most exciting, amazing thing that ever happened to me.

In a new interview, Herman Cain said that if Rick Perry were an ice cream flavor, he'd be 'Rocky Road.' I don't know, Perry's not really any flavor of ice cream. He's just the brain freeze part.

Thank you 'adults who wear back packs' for letting me know that I don't have to take you seriously

A recent study shows that standing at work for long periods of time is bad for you, after earlier research indicated that sitting for too long at work is bad for you. So really the only thing we know is, work is bad for you.

Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.

I like doing energetic things.

I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend.