Facebook revealed that Ebola was the most popular Facebook topic in the U.S. this year, with the World Cup coming in sixth. So welcome to America, where even Ebola is more popular than soccer.

Look, I know these Rick Perry jokes are a little mean, but tomorrow, he won't even remember them.

Joe Biden was spotted with a bruise on his face that was apparently caused by his dog. I guess they collided when they both went after the same tennis ball.

President Obama just made his first presidential trip to the state of Utah. Obama spent his time in Utah just like you'd expect - telling people, 'Uh, no, I don't play for the Jazz.'

I never sing in the shower. It's very dangerous.

You only think of the best comeback when you leave.

I like living with myself. I mean obviously, because here I am interviewing myself.