I honestly, purposely have not gone to therapy because I know some crazy stuff's going to be dragged up and, you know, I'll be like, 'Wait, what?'
Jimmy FallonLincoln Chafee, former governor of Rhode Island, announced he's running for president. Before he announced he's running, his wife went on Facebook and asked his staff if they remembered his password. Because if a Facebook password is too hard to remember, the launch codes for the nukes should be a piece of cake.
Jimmy FallonNewt Gingrich plans to announce his campaign for president this Wednesday. I donโt know about his chances. I mean, Iโm not saying Gingrich peaked in the โ90s, but his campaign is being sponsored by Tamagotchis and Crystal Pepsi.
Jimmy FallonIn Pakistan anti-American protesters set a Kentucky Fried chicken restaurant on fire. The protesters mistakenly thought they were attacking high-ranking U.S. military official Colonel Sanders.
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