I was into the Mets because my Dad worked at IBM where he got free Mets tickets, so I was into the Mets... then I got to 'Saturday Night Live' where my boss has unbelievable N.Y. Yankees tickets, so he invites us to the games. I'm going to all the games, so I might as well root for the team I'm gonna go sit with.
Jimmy Fallon[Writing a joke] there is no team of writers. It's just you in an office, staring at yourself in the mirror.
Jimmy FallonThe Illinois Senate passed a bill on Wednesday to legalize medical marijuana. The bill was passed after the state senator said, 'Come on, dude, pass it. Come on.'
Jimmy FallonNewt Gingrich plans to announce his campaign for president this Wednesday. I donโt know about his chances. I mean, Iโm not saying Gingrich peaked in the โ90s, but his campaign is being sponsored by Tamagotchis and Crystal Pepsi.
Jimmy FallonPresident Obama had beer with four unemployed construction workers. And Obama asked the guys what was it like to lose their jobs, and they were like, 'Oh, you'll see.'
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