I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die.

I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die.

... I want the world to know that people like me who have returned from the half-world of mental oblivion are not forever contaminated. We have been sick.

Nutrition makes me puke.

I'm the gooney bird that walked to the bank. I'm doing better than most of those guys who said I was crazy.

Probably the best thing that happened to me was going nuts. Nobody knew who I was until that happened.

If Kona were to get a new logo, it would have to be a original character, not some well know one.