If Kona were to get a new logo, it would have to be a original character, not some well know one.

There is no better therapy than understanding.

I'm the gooney bird that walked to the bank. I'm doing better than most of those guys who said I was crazy.

... I want the world to know that people like me who have returned from the half-world of mental oblivion are not forever contaminated. We have been sick.

Probably the best thing that happened to me was going nuts. Nobody knew who I was until that happened.

Nutrition makes me puke.

I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die.