I'm sure some cynical people would point to that as the main reason for doing it for a lot of people.

British ferries have stopped transporting live animals to the Continent. This has made it very difficult for England fans to get to Away matches.

I can honestly say I've never sold any arms to a repressive foreign regime while reassuring everyone at home that the weapons will be used for nice things.

I like to read my diary occasionally to remind myself what a miserable, alienated old sod I used to be.

I used to do bell ringing in Benenden church. It was really good fun, actually. My best friend's dad was the local vicar, and so it was expected as her best friend that I would go to church every Sunday with her.

I have two brothers and we basically spent our lives playing in the woods, falling in ponds, getting chased by wasps and riding donkeys that we shouldn't have been riding.

I've been breastfeeding for two years. I could light the gas ring with my nipples.