I've been breastfeeding for two years. I could light the gas ring with my nipples.

The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really.

Being Christian towards poor people means trying to improve their lives and give them back some self-respect.

I've always been criticised for how filthy my material is. Victoria Wood said to me once, 'I wish I was a bit ruder, like you,' and I said, 'Well, I wish I was a bit cleaner, like you.'

So, I kind of rather was hoping that people thought it would have a nice mixture of different topics and it also takes in the fact that I've had two children recently.

My mum is bright, ambitious, well read, political and very bolshie: when my dad was conscripted into the Army and posted to Libya, she convinced some general to let her go with him. I don't know how she managed it.

My mum taught me to knit when I was a child, and I turn to it, for some weird reason, when I'm feeling depressed.