I've been breastfeeding for two years. I could light the gas ring with my nipples.

You know it's time for a New Year's resolution to lose weight when you step on a talking scale and it says, "One at a time, please.

They say revenge is a dish best eaten cold, but for most people, by the time it's ready to eat, they just don't fancy it any more.

Madness isn't altogether a bad thing in comedy.

Again, with two small children it's incredibly hard to commit yourself to anything because you're just getting interested in it and someone comes along and goes I want Thomas The Tank Engine on, and screams the place down until you put it on.

A good culture in a hospital can absorb and manage a few bad nurses, but once the culture becomes bad in itself, bad nursing practice is much harder to hide.

I don't hold any candle for drama versus comedy.