I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person.

Being Christian towards poor people means trying to improve their lives and give them back some self-respect.

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

I like to read my diary occasionally to remind myself what a miserable, alienated old sod I used to be.

I've been breastfeeding for two years. I could light the gas ring with my nipples.

I tend to think the world is a bit of a miserable place, so anyone who can add to people's optimistic, cheerful side is doing a good job, which is what I hope I'm doing.

One thing Christians do have in common is that they can't help coming across as smug.