I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person.

There have been some very extreme hecklers in audiences whose bile was so hateful and so meant that it would be a bit frightening to think that all I'm doing is jokes and yet someone hates me that much.

I like the purity of stand-up because it is all about whether people laugh at your jokes. Either they laugh or they don't.

Once you get labelled, people expect you to behave within the very narrow confines of that label.

I'm a real Kentish maid, you know.

You don't really see ugly people that are old, or a bit grotty and smelly, in the media. If a Martian came down, they would think we were all tall, thin, attractive and wealthy.

Over the years I attempted to make my style a bit more relaxed 'cause the initial style you couldn't watch for more than ten minutes without wanting to kill me.