One thing Christians do have in common is that they can't help coming across as smug.

It's got too much hard work slapping them and telling them to shut up.

My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.

My preference is swimming in the sea. I find the sea is more liberating, wild and good fun rather than plodding up and down a pool.

I don't know if we will ever try again because those sort of things are very hard to organise but yes, I've known Doon for years and John as well but I hadn't met Will before, and he turned out to be a good laugh.

How do you conduct an intimate relationship where no one ever loses it? Where no one ever lashes out, where no one ever smacks anyone in the mouth?

To me, a politician's job is to listen to constituents' problems and try to sort them out.