Whatever situation you are in, that is what is normal for you.

Even nice things don't make you happy when you're tired.

I have two brothers and we basically spent our lives playing in the woods, falling in ponds, getting chased by wasps and riding donkeys that we shouldn't have been riding.

I love everything about books. I love the content, the way they look and even the lovely way they smell. I think a book collection says something about you as a person, and certainly my books are something I'd want to pass on for future generations.

People can forgive each other.

I'm too nervous to eat before I go onstage, and I'll usually eat out after the performance or when I get home at midnight.

I like the purity of stand-up because it is all about whether people laugh at your jokes. Either they laugh or they don't.