I'm too nervous to eat before I go onstage, and I'll usually eat out after the performance or when I get home at midnight.

I thought I was funny as a kid. I used to play tricks on my brothers - I'd tie a two-shilling piece to a bit of cotton, then pull it away as they went to grab it.

I think my comedy, the put-downs I do to hecklers, are the accumulated bitterness of years of people feeling that it's perfectly acceptable to make a comment on your appearance when they don't even know you.

School was great. There were no boys there, which didn't really bother me at the time because I had two brothers, so I was quite pleased not to spend any more time with boys.

I'm a Luddite with computers, and I'm slightly worried about being hacked as well.

It's very difficult to learn not to take nasty heckles personally.

What could be funnier than a fat person trying to run a marathon?