I'm too nervous to eat before I go onstage, and I'll usually eat out after the performance or when I get home at midnight.

My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.

I've always been criticised for how filthy my material is. Victoria Wood said to me once, 'I wish I was a bit ruder, like you,' and I said, 'Well, I wish I was a bit cleaner, like you.'

I like reading, I like boring things, and yet I think people for ages had this image of me that I was on the tube with a chainsaw looking for any likely candidate.

Whatever situation you are in, that is what is normal for you.

I'm sure some cynical people would point to that as the main reason for doing it for a lot of people.

Usually, what people in the public eye do is pick two charities and just exclusively work for them. But that means you have to turn people down all the time, so I try and do something for everyone that asks me, at least once.