I'd love to live in Kent but it's all a question of work.

My father was an engineer and my mother was a social worker, and they met as young socialists. That probably tells you everything you need to know about my attitude to money - I've never really been bothered about it.

I thought I was funny as a kid.

One of the guys that used to run it - for some reason I've no idea why he used to call me the Sea Monster and I was just looking around for a name and thought that'll do. That lasted for a couple of years probably.

I was really, because I thought it was extremely excruciating when I watched a tape of it, that my husband taped for me and I never watched it again after that.

I think some people ramp a side of themselves up for performance purposes.

I've been breastfeeding for two years. I could light the gas ring with my nipples.