I'd love to live in Kent but it's all a question of work.

As a comic and as a nurse, it's important to look calm on the surface when you're absolutely crapping yourself inside. So, if someone is waving a machete at you, which has happened to me when I was a nurse, it's important to make that person feel that you're in control.

I like men. They are hugely entertaining, but they have a lot of shortcomings and you just have to bear those in mind.

There's lots of different feminist groups. It's not as straightforward as just looking like a plumber.

In the end, punk inevitably burned itself out and acted as a bridge across which the New Romantics could sashay in their chiffon and glossy hair.

Once you get labelled, people expect you to behave within the very narrow confines of that label.

Even nice things don't make you happy when you're tired.