I think actors go along a continuum from Simon Callow down to kind of Ross Kemp, and I like to think of myself as the Ross Kemp of comedy. He's very good in 'East Enders' because he plays a version of himself. I think I can play a version of myself - that's about all I can do.

Managers of hospitals, over the years have been increasingly recruited from outside the health service and although their experience of running a supermarket chain might allow them to balance the books, it does not mean they have any insight into how a ward should be managed and patients best served.

I think there's a far more general audience now because I've done more populist stuff on telly.

So, I kind of rather was hoping that people thought it would have a nice mixture of different topics and it also takes in the fact that I've had two children recently.

British ferries have stopped transporting live animals to the Continent. This has made it very difficult for England fans to get to Away matches.

I'm not really a churchy person, although I do think Jesus was a good bloke.

I don't like doing stand-up, because I don't like standing up.