Anybody who has had the pleasure of reading an article about themselves in the press, knows that on the whole, there is a huge amount of inaccuracy, value judgment and the use of a crowbar to insert editorial bias that reflects the current political leaning of that particular paper.

Wild men are so enormously attractive.

When I was a nurse my favourite assignment was the anorexic ward. I sometimes ate as many as seventeen dinners

I just don't like travelling very much.

My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.

With two small children, I haven't had a wash since 2001 so the chance to go shopping is way down the list. It is something I do intend to get.

Men are fantastic - as a concept.