When you get to know someone, you find there's something nasty in their woodshed.

When I was a nurse my favourite assignment was the anorexic ward. I sometimes ate as many as seventeen dinners

No one I know is actually so rude as to tell me I've become duller since having children. But I'm sure they think it.

By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well, just not reading it to be perfectly honest with you. I know it's a bit of a copout.

Everything becomes magnified at night. Sounds travel in a different way, it's dark, and everything seems far more spooky.

I've never been a fan of euphemism.

I like to shock people.