When you get to know someone, you find there's something nasty in their woodshed.

One of the guys that used to run it - for some reason I've no idea why he used to call me the Sea Monster and I was just looking around for a name and thought that'll do. That lasted for a couple of years probably.

I went on the pill when I was 16, put on four stone... so that proved to be a very effective contraceptive.

I buy smoked mackerel in a vain attempt at being healthy. I do actually really like it, and you don't have to cook it, which is handy.

People are so different in reality from the picture created of them on TV. So it's all a creation; everything is made up.

I cannot abide anyone treating another human being like a piece of dirt, whatever the context.

I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person.