I look like Julian Clary on steroids.

Having children is fab. They keep me young and make me get up in the morning.

If you want to get a pet for your child, I suggest a chicken so that when they get bored of it after a couple of days at least you can have a nice roast dinner.

Whatever situation you are in, that is what is normal for you.

I think self-esteem is fluid. It's not a fixed state, and so some days are better than others.

Everyone in comedy thinks if you go to the U.S. you become a global star but, unfortunately, I've always been a bit anti-American - so I never did.

I'm too nervous to eat before I go onstage, and I'll usually eat out after the performance or when I get home at midnight.