It wasn't a conscious effort to have kids later. It was just the way life goes.

Once you get labelled, people expect you to behave within the very narrow confines of that label.

My doctor told me I should get out of breath three times a week, so I took up smoking.

It's got too much hard work slapping them and telling them to shut up.

Not many women will go out on a limb to make themselves really unattractive and unfeminine so you can get the laughs, but it's a great thing to do in my book.

When I was a nurse my favourite assignment was the anorexic ward. I sometimes ate as many as seventeen dinners

You know it's time for a New Year's resolution to lose weight when you step on a talking scale and it says, "One at a time, please.