I've no interest in fashion, shoes, handbags, or sweaty shopping.
Wild men are so enormously attractive.
Everything becomes magnified at night. Sounds travel in a different way, it's dark, and everything seems far more spooky.
It's got too much hard work slapping them and telling them to shut up.
No one I know is actually so rude as to tell me I've become duller since having children. But I'm sure they think it.
I pay a bit more than lip-service to health: I don't eat chips or pre-prepared food, and it might be a comedy sacrilege to admit I do like vegetables, fruit and salad and stuff.