It's got too much hard work slapping them and telling them to shut up.

I like men. They are hugely entertaining, but they have a lot of shortcomings and you just have to bear those in mind.

I have two brothers and we basically spent our lives playing in the woods, falling in ponds, getting chased by wasps and riding donkeys that we shouldn't have been riding.

Jeremy Clarkson is rather charming, but I can't stomach his public persona. I don't like his casual racism and casual misogyny.

As the Tories know, the problem with setting yourself up as a shining example for others to follow is that when you get caught out, that proverbial substance really hits the fan.

I remember when Victoria Wood started to come through, and I thought she was great, though she and I are very different in our approach.

I look like Julian Clary on steroids.